when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
Too sleepy to keep his eyes open. He’s such a morning fox!
I think this is one of the most beautiful animals I have ever seen o.o
This is awesome
I will never not reblog this
what r u trying to do lil partner